tawnyshine: cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan YAHOOLIGAN
Me: OMG let's go do something productive today!
Tumblr: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah I need a social li-
Tumblr: Do you?
Tumblr: Do you really?
Me: But I have no frie-
Tumblr: I'm your friend.
Me: But I was just gon-
Tumblr: Sh sit down.
Me: THIS FUCKING SHIP
Me: THESE STUPID CHARACTERS
Me: YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTIC ASSHOLES
Me: AND I HATE YOU
me anywhere i go: i hope i don't see anyone i know
thecurseoftheherondales: Imagine the screams of the fangirls if we find out who Brother Zachariah is by having him open his eyes.
Tris: I left Abnegation because I wasn't selfless enough, no matter how hard I tried to be.
Four: That's not entirely true. That girl who let someone throw knives at her to spare a friend, who hit my dad with a belt to protect me -- that selfless girl, that's not you?
Tris: You've been paying close attention, haven't you?
Four: I like to observe people.
Tris: Maybe you were cut out for Candor, Four, because you're a terrible liar.
Four: Fine. I watched you because I LIKE YOU.
Facebook vs Tumblr - Sherlock Edition
go-away-anderson: thegreatimpression: Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook: Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr: Someone sends you a Facebook message: Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox: Loses a friend on Facebook: Loses a follower on Tumblr: Error on Facebook: Error on Tumblr: Scrolling through Facebook: Scrolling through Tumblr: Facebook at 2am: ...
uriahmarlene: when people say divergent is just like the hunger games
the-yolocaust: ive never watched doctor who but im pretty sure this is what its about
martese-falcon: To everyone who was ever nice to me
STOP FUCKING SCROLLING: THREAT OF SHOOTING. PLEASE...
the-doctormakesyoubetter: theconsultingsonicscrewdriver: GONNA KILL EVERY FAGGOT IN MY SCHOOL ON MONDAY. NICE RETURN FROM VACATION! CHECK THE NEWS WITHIN 24 HOURS (YOUNGSTOWN OHIO) What the hell am I supposed to do with this.. What if.. But I live in the Netherlands, so I don´t know what to do.. I don´t even know if we should take this seriously. The police have already been notified...
Take care of Sophie, Will. Sophie is—– Thomas, Clockwork Angel Sophie is what? Thomas? Thomas…? WHO IS SOPHIE??? WHO SHE IS FOR YOU??????? THOMAS???????! (via potter-headiwg)
hobbits-for-all: When I’m reading and people try to talk to me I just
The Two Halves of Tumblr
Hipsters: Do you have any idea how much it hurts to love someone who will never love you back?
Fandoms: WE'RE FANGIRLS
Fandoms: Our entire LIVES revolve around loving people who will never love us back
Fandoms: Some of them aren't even REAL PEOPLE
Fandoms: They're FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
Fandoms: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SEXUALLY FRUSTRATING THAT IS
Reblog if you talk to yourself.
bromancenthusiast: I also talk to inanimate objects.
Whenever Will Herondale is mentioned in TMI.
mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING GLUING YOUR EYES TO THE LAPTOP SCREEN ALL DAY. do you not know what winter break is made for? WINTER BREAK IS MADE FOR YOU TO CATCH UP ON YOUR STUDIES. yes. you have no time for christmas or new years joy, you gatta study study sTUDY. your a student have you forgotten? there is a reason why your teachers gave you hw! for you to study! this break is a precious time where you can either catch up on your school subjects your behind in or even study ahead! why dont you use this precious precious time wisely! my foolish daughter! whats so fun staring at the laptop like an idiot like that.
Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a...
sassyphantom: lolsofunny: all the fandoms all of them should reblog this especially rotg
smilingwiththebeatles: dickspeightjr: i hate when you sit down and your jacket’s zippered and the zipper like bunches up and makes a weird bump and it looks like you have a boner im a girl and i still don’t want people thinking i have a boner
Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house >...
banannicka: they-all-leave: I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE. it took me 3 fucking hours I LOVE THESE GAMES. Also took 2 hours. Last puzzle got me. ive played this before, it took me like 45 minutes to get out it took me less than 5 seconds to get out ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ OH MY FUCKING GOD. I CANT. THIS IS WHY I LOVE...
“Don’t you die on me,” I say to my computer as I run to get the charger
Facebook: So sick of all the annoying world apocalypse shit, seriously if you mention it tomorrow I'm deleting you from my friend's list
Tumblr: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT HAS BEEN AN HONOUR BLOGGING WITH YOU
Reblog if you're still alive. We need an update on...
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
bomersbutt: you think being a fangirl is hard? tRY BEING A NON-AMERICAN FANGIRL THAT’S HARD
books: buy us.
me: yes master
me: I wish boys would notice me
me: not you go away
Whether she's in character or she's just being...
looking back at myself a year ago: how embarrassing
looking back at myself a month ago: how embarrassing
looking back at myself a week ago: how embarrassing
looking back at myself yesterday: how embarrassing
looking at myself right now: how embarrassing
looking at myself tomorrow: that's gonna be embarrassing